yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Randomize
