some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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