Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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