Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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