My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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