Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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