what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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