that's an acceptable place to lick
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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