I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
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