Just fell off a train. Bad.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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