He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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