So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Randomize
