turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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