Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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