Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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