Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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