tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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