i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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