CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
What a dumb baby whore.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
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