Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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