I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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