Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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