The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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