IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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