No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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