i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Randomize
