What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
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