Walk of Shame. In a state park.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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