People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
