hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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