His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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