? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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