i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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