He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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