People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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