would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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