Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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