Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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