If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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