Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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