"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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