I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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