I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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