careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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