yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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