A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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