your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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