I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
PS: I just woke up from my shower
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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