i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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