Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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