dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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