Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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