Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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