what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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