Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just had sex bonerless
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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