He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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