My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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